In the dimly lit corners of the shadowy juke joints of the world, a girl had been waiting for the Internet to be ready for her emergence, and then, finally! A sign: the .ninja top-level domain! And with a few clicks of the mouse and some tapping of keys, the JukeJoint.ninja was born!
Or maybe not. I may have taken a few liberties with the story, but what it should reveal is that I am a geek, I love to dance, among many other things, and I am very good at what I do.